FEBRUARY EXAM 2013.
Answer all questions.
Note: No cheating!! No
girrafing!!
TIME:1hour 30mins.

1. If a witch marries an
armed robber and give
birth to a prostitute,
who'll stay home at
night?
2. What are the names
of the 2 people holding
hands when you switch
on a Nokia phone?
3. When u pass by a
Chinese man with a
China phone in ur
pocket, what signal
does ur phone get?
4. If the past tense of
take is took, what is
the past tense of
make?
5. I have a dream is to
Luther King, as I have no
shoes is to?
6. What's the plural
form of Zaphaneth
Paneah?
7. If two Kenyan guys
jogged from Kenya to
Nigeria to participate in
Glo Marathon, What is
their probability of
winning?
8. If Tinubu is a friend
to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the
friend request?
GOOD LUCK!